It was not enough that a cool blue ice tea drinking, alien sheep murder game playing, duck sounds making psychopath is my neighbor in my office, he makes my stay worse by embarrassing me at every opportunity.
Instances:
1. He listens to me burp( voluntarily I guess), gets excited about it, and tells it with gleaming joy to my supervisor. To add to the pain, he asks me to perform in front of him. And my supervisor gets existential crisis.
2. He gets a green laser and points it to other offices. Calls me to share the excitement. His supervisor enters, thinks we are crazy.
I will be updating this quite often..